Let’s face it. School isn’t always a comedy club. But every once in a while, a perfectly timed joke in the classroom can turn a boring day into a burst of laughter. And who better to deliver those comedy bombs than teachers and students themselves?
Teacher jokes don’t just make kids laugh they sneak in learning, build connection, and spark joy. In fact, humour can help boost memory, lighten stress, and make the classroom feel more like a team. So, whether you’re a teacher looking to brighten up the lesson or a student in need of a mid-lecture giggle, here’s your collection of classroom comedy gold.
- Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?
Student: Big hands - Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: Correct - Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow” - An old teacher asked her student:
“If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?”
Student: “It is obviously past.” - Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher: What?
Student: You said it’s H to O - Student: “I studied 10 hours for this test”
Friend: “Wow, straight?”
Student: “No… horizontally… on my bed… while sleeping.” - Student: Sir, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?
Teacher: Of course, not
Student: Good, because I haven’t done my homework. - Friend: Did you study for the exam?
Me: I opened the book.
Friend: And?
Me: It was full of words. - What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Something between us smells. - How does the ocean say hello?
It waves
